I’m Looking Funny Teammates!

cjdesilva:

Hi boys & girls, anyone interested to collaborate with me?

I’m looking for contributors who can take photos (discreetly) and write (with humor). Please email me at contact@cjdesilva.com with the subject: FUNNY TEAMMATE with your link (if you have a blog) or a sample work - photos or articles.

This is will be fun and exciting and helpful, I assure you.

Thanks so much!

Please reblog! :)

Email sent! :)

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Melons on the Beach
CHIE:I want to see melons. It's a running joke in our group. XD
ME:Your friend's melons? Hahaha.
CHIE:Nah. Melons, pertaining to boobies.
ME:I know. I got them too if you haven't noticed yet. Hahaha.
CHIE:Yeah. Yuri, yours is awesome. But it's like every time you hug me, I have no idea where to place my head.
ME:...
CHIE:Sorry but it's something that has bothered me every time you want to hug me.
ME:THAT IS THE MOST EPIC THING YOU'VE SAID SO FAR.
Old Generation:"You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation:"You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation:"You were named after a fictional character."
So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
My friend Anne is looking for an editor.

MESSAGE SENT. :)

non-conformist:

noisyman:

I asked her what the job requirements are, and this is what she said:

Kelangan ko lang ng matinong editor, magaling mag-English, at HINDI KELANGAN SABIHAN ABOUT SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT POTAH

So yeah. Interested? Click here and give her your contact details!

@GEEGRAPHY

Neil Gaiman: Are You The Next Generation of Children's Fiction Writers?

aipoopyhead:

Excellent!

The competition is open for anyone in the world - as long as the story is written in English. 

neil-gaiman:

From the questions, I think it’s a safe bet to assume there are a lot of young writers reading this Tumblr. 

If you’re aged 18-25, and you write children’s fiction then you should check out the Hotkey Press (a new publisher, headed by Sarah Odedina, who was my editor, and J. K. Rowling’s, at Bloomsbury, and is AWESOME) Guardian competition.

The Guardian and Hot Key Books are launching a search for the next generation of writers of children’s fiction with the Guardian Hot Key Books Young Writers Prize.

We are looking for new young writers between the ages of 18 and 25, who write in either of two categories: for ages 9-12 or 13-19. Entrants should be unpublished talents new to the literary world that are passionate about writing for children. The winners, one for each age category, will be selected by a panel of judges who will consult with school children. Each winner will be given editorial support and the chance to be published by Hot Key Books.

(Source: hotkeyblog.wordpress.com)

Oh, great sweet mother of Odin. I want to take him home. I want to take him and make him my keychain. Or like those little cute charms that dangle from your phone. Can I? Please?

Oh, great sweet mother of Odin. I want to take him home. I want to take him and make him my keychain. Or like those little cute charms that dangle from your phone. Can I? Please?

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